The man driving the bus on my way home tonight was angry. About what remains unclear.
Whatever was troubling him, though, it can’t possibly have been his hair, which was without doubt the best quiff-mullet hybrid that I’ve ever seen.
For obvious reasons, I couldn’t take a photo – as I said, he was angry about a problem that at this point remains unclear. So, instead, I sketched out this drawing (to scale) to illustrate just how awesome a barnet he had.