You’ve entered a competition at your local secondhand car dealership to win a 40-inch LCD TV, and to your surprise, you’ve won.
Understandably excited, you chuck on your favourite shell-suit and are about to leave the house to go and claim your prize when your wife tells you the local rag will probably be sending a photographer to take some snaps.
“You need to look your best,” she says. “Go and put a shirt and tie on.”
Good, sound advice, and it’s pretty fucking obvious what she means. Unless you’re this guy…